Guy: Where does [my name] like to go for a good whiskey?
Me: [my name] likes to go places where men use the second person when addressing her
Seriously, dude? I’m not a baby or a dog. Address me like I’m an adult human being. Don’t infantilize me just because I’m several years your junior. I may be young, but I still have standards. Beyond that, I have a fairly excellent mastery of American English grammar and syntax.
And don’t try to be cute. That shit ain’t cute. It’s simply embarrassing for all parties involved.
Oy vey.