how to use a hotel room

Guy on tinder: I’ve got a hotel room to myself. We can be as loud as we want.
Me: That’s perfect! We can have a Scrabble tournament and scream out the spelling of the words when we play them!
Guy on tinder: That’s not really what I had in mind. But we can play strip Scrabble.


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