how to use a hotel room

Guy on tinder: I’ve got a hotel room to myself. We can be as loud as we want.
Me: That’s perfect! We can have a Scrabble tournament and scream out the spelling of the words when we play them!
Guy on tinder: That’s not really what I had in mind. But we can play strip Scrabble.


taking on the animal kingdom

Tinder guy: Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

Me: Do I have a weapon?

Tinder guy: You have the weapon of your choice.

Me: One horse-sized duck.

Did I choose well? Vote on your choice in the comment section!

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